Saturday, January 09, 2010

A Resume of humanity

Name: Humanity

Permanent Address:
Garden of Eden

Present Address:
Throughout the Earth

Email Address:

Several millennia engaged in war.
Regular attempts at Genocide.
Withholding coats and stealing money. (Luke 3:10-14)
Constant judgment of others along with self-justification.

BA in Sin
MA in Hubris, with an emphasis in Disobedience.

Has interned under the likes of Gandhi, Moses, and Jesus, but just as often under the likes of Genghis Khan, Hitler and Pharaoh.

Gardner—dismissed after failing to follow the rules.
Murderer—have been successful at this occupation since the time of Cain and Abel.

Wrath, Greed, Sloth, Pride, Lust, Envy, and Gluttony

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