Tuesday, June 07, 2005

An interesting letter

Dear Dr. Laura Schlessinger,

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's law. I
have
learned a great deal from you and your radio show, and I try to share
that
knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend
the
homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus
18:22
clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific
laws
and how to best follow them.

When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors.
They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. How should I deal with
this?

I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as it suggests in Exodus
21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for
her?

I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her
period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how
do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

Lev. 25:44 states that I may buy slaves from the nations that are
around
us. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans but not
Canadians. Can you clarify?

I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2
clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to
kill
him myself?

A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination (Lev. 10:10), it is a lesser abomination than
homosexuality.
I don't agree. Can you settle this?

Lev. 20:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a
defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does
my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you
can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal
and unchanging.

Sincerely,

A Concerned Crusader

2 comments:

kd said...

So what was the fake dr. laura's response?

Will said...

That... was awesome.