extreme weather "back home"

Not that Portland is exactly "back home" but I've got some ties there. First they get tons of snow, then it floods... makes sense. I hope everyone stays safe etc.
Peace,
Chris

Look mom I'm a KGB analyst!

So this fellow seems to think the US is about to implode and get cut up into various regions influenced by the major powers of the world, Mexico, Russia, the EU, Canada, and Japan.
I don't buy it, but here is my prediction of how the US would split up if it was to split.


I think my map is slightly more culturally competent than his... only slightly though :)
Peace,
Chris