Name: Humanity
Permanent Address:
Garden of Eden
Present Address:
Throughout the Earth
Email Address:
HU__man@yahoo.com
Experience:
Several millennia engaged in war.
Regular attempts at Genocide.
Withholding coats and stealing money. (Luke 3:10-14)
Constant judgment of others along with self-justification.
Education:
BA in Sin
MA in Hubris, with an emphasis in Disobedience.
Internship:
Has interned under the likes of Gandhi, Moses, and Jesus, but just as often under the likes of Genghis Khan, Hitler and Pharaoh.
Employment:
Gardner—dismissed after failing to follow the rules.
Murderer—have been successful at this occupation since the time of Cain and Abel.
Skills:
Wrath, Greed, Sloth, Pride, Lust, Envy, and Gluttony