Eric Cartman for Hillary
I’m endorsing Hillary Clinton because of Eric Cartman.
Specifically, I’m endorsing Hillary because I believe Donald Trump has “Authoritah-ian” tendencies.
Trump likes Foreign Dictators
I first noticed this tendency back in March when Trump started talking about how the Tiananmen Square Massacre was a show of Chinese strength and good government. That didn’t compute to me and at the time I wrapped it, like an albatross, around the neck of the Republican Party. I genuinely assumed the Grand Old Party would snap out of it, after all traditionally they are associated with individual freedom and standing up against totalitarianism… but judging by their nominee the GOP has given up on all that.
In addition to looking to Chinese repression as a model for governing, Trump has also looked to Russia. Despite what Mike Pence has said, Trump has praised Putin, which should cost him the election, because it endangers western democracy.
Trump Says He’ll Ignore the Rule of Law and Rule as a Warlord
Trump has also called for the suppression of the 1st amendment, jailing his opponents, practicing torture, killing relatives of terrorists, and forcing the army to commit war crimes even if they object. These are not American values or actions, these are the dreams of a third world warlord.
Some of Trump’s Followers are Really Scary
On one hand, you have a group calling itself The Lion Guard who are “Willing to forcefully protect” Donald Trump. Note that their tag line is “Better to be a lion for a day than a lamb for eternity” a mangled Benito Mussolini quote… one of Trump’s favorites.
On the other hand, David Duke and the Klan support him. And, it would appear, by Trump and his son following and re-tweeting Neo-Nazis, Trump supports these racists right back. In fact, Jews my age and younger are feeling anti-Semitism in a big way as of late, because they are alive in the age of Trump.
This is a Bad Combo
Take one part Putinism and praise of Chinese Communist Repression; mix it with tossing out American values both at home and abroad; add in Americans praising fascism, Klansmen and Neo-Nazis coming out of the closet, and Trump egging them all on. Then squish it all together in a man who believes he alone can fix what ails America and that he’ll bring Law and Order to America. Let it bake for a few months, and yikes, we have baked our own version of American authoritarianism, or “Authoritah-ianism” as I like to call it.
Finding out what Authoritah-ianism will look like is Rather Risky
What might this look like?
A revved up nation wide version of political payback, maybe?
Or maybe, Huey Long 2.0?
Or maybe, Sinclair Lewis was onto something?
Or maybe, the next four years will just be a very bad episode of South Park.
Because giving Authoritah-ianism a try seems like a dangerous proposition, please give Hillary Clinton a second look.