A Resume of humanity

Name: Humanity

Permanent Address:
Garden of Eden

Present Address:
Throughout the Earth

Email Address:
HU__man@yahoo.com

Experience:
Several millennia engaged in war.
Regular attempts at Genocide.
Withholding coats and stealing money. (Luke 3:10-14)
Constant judgment of others along with self-justification.

Education:
BA in Sin
MA in Hubris, with an emphasis in Disobedience.

Internship:
Has interned under the likes of Gandhi, Moses, and Jesus, but just as often under the likes of Genghis Khan, Hitler and Pharaoh.

Employment:
Gardner—dismissed after failing to follow the rules.
Murderer—have been successful at this occupation since the time of Cain and Abel.

Skills:
Wrath, Greed, Sloth, Pride, Lust, Envy, and Gluttony